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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Humorous Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 35

P Barnum

Money is in some respects life's fire it is a very excellent servant, but a terrible master.


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John Dryden

We must beat the iron while it is hot, but we may polish it at leisure.


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A Bartlett Giamatti

It is not enough to offer a smorgasbord of courses. We must insure that students are not just eating at one end of the table.


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Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill

The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.


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Clark Gable, Gone With the Wind

With enough courage, you can do without a reputation.


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Kathrine Palmer Peterson, 516 Sensational Cat Quotes

The best holistic remedy for high blood pressure is a purring cat on your lap.


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Bryant McGill, Stanford Lectures on Poetry, 1990

In order to deserve, we must pay our dues and steadily work for perfection. We must relish in struggle, and relinquish pride. We must dispel fear and seek enlightenment. We must shun division and honor love. We must know our hearts and seek to understand others. We must try, live, create, feel, grow and love.


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Ralph Waldo Emerson

Conversation is an art in which a man has all mankind for his competitors, for it is that which all are practising every day while they live.


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Albert Camus

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.


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Jose Ortega y Gasset

Love is that splendid triggering of human vitalitythe supreme activity which nature affords anyone for going out of himself toward someone else.


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Aristotle, Politics

Nature does nothing uselessly.


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Oscar Wilde

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live.



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