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Crazy Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 43
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Thomas Hobbes
Appetite, with an opinion of attaining, is called hope; the same, without such opinion, despair.
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Dwight D Eisenhower
There is no victory at bargain basement prices.
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Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
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Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
Absurdity. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
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Berthold Auerbach
Of all afflictions, the worst is self-contempt.
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Saint Teresa of Avila
Accustom yourself continually to make many acts of love, for they enkindle and melt the soul.
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Dr. Seuss
Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.
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William S. Burroughs
Junk is the ultimate merchandise. The junk merchant does not sell his product to the consumer, he sells the consumer to the product. He does not improve and simplify his merchandise, he degrades and simplifies the client.
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Margaret Fuller
Men for the sake of getting a living forget to live.
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Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
This is the hardest of all to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver.
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John W. Gardner
The creative individual has the capacity to free himself from the web of social pressures in which the rest of us are caught. He is capable of questioning the assumptions that the rest of us accept.
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Thomas Paine
The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion.
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