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George Santayana
Sanity is a madness put to good use.
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Margaret Mead
Our first and most pressing problem is how to do away with warfare as a method of solving conflicts between national groups within a society who have different views about how the society is to run.
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Calvin Trillin
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
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Epictetus
Know, first, who you are and then adorn yourself accordingly.
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Arthur O\'Shaunessey
We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dream. Wandering by lone sea breakers, and sitting by desolate streams. World losers and world forsakers, for whom the pale moon gleams. Yet we are movers and the shakers of the world forever it seems.
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Philo Vance
The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce intelligence.
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Charles A. Cerami
Most great men and women are not perfectly rounded in their personalities, but are instead people whose one driving enthusiasm is so great it makes their faults seem insignificant.
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Anatole France
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
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Ernest Rutheford
It was the most incredible thing that has ever happened to me in my life. It was as if you fired a 15-inch shell at a piece of tissue paper and it came back and hit you.
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George Bernard Shaw
The notion that the colonel need be a better man than the private is as confused as the notion that the keystone need be stronger than the coping stone.
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Gertrude Stein
In the United States there is more space where nobody is than where anybody is. This is what makes American what it is.
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Benjamin Disraeli
Knowledge must be gained by ourselves. Mankind may supply us with the facts but the results, even if they agree with previous ones, must be the work of our mind.
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