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Buddha
To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent.
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George Bernard Shaw
Few people think more than two or three times a year I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.
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Benjamin Disraeli
Man is not the creature of circumstances. Circumstances are the creatures of men.
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Voltaire
God is always on the side of the big battalions.
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Hermann Broch
I shall not die of a cold. I shall die of having lived.
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Elizabeth Taylor
Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.
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Leonardo DaVinci
As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death.
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Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
I speak the truth not so much as I would, but as much as I dare, and I dare a little more as I grow older.
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Dorothy DeBolt
Of course I don't always enjoy being a mother. At those times my husband and I hole up somewhere in the wine country, eat, drink, make mad love and pretend we were born sterile and raise poodles.
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Robertson Davies
The people of the United States, perhaps more than any other nation in history, love to abase themselves and proclaim their unworthiness, and seem to find refreshment in doing so... That is a dark frivolity, but still frivolity.
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Anatole France
There is a certain impertinance in allowing oneself to be burned for an opinion.
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N. Sri Ram
There is no wisdom without love.
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