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Silly Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 12
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Jeff Melvoin, Northern Exposure, Crime and Punishment, 1992
The law is not so much carved in stone as it is written in water, flowing in and out with the tide.
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Sybil Adelman
I thought I loved him, but I really just needed him. There was so much death and when I was in bed with him, I wasn't thinking about death...Look, what I'm trying to say is that we can't know what's in another person's heart, we can't even know what's in our own. Life turns on a dime, and somehow we muddle through.
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Henri Poincare
Thought is only a flash between two long nights, but this flash is everything.
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T. S. Eliot
So far as we are human, what we do must be either evil or good so far as we do evil or good, we are human and it is better, in a paradoxical way, to do evil than to do nothing at least we exist.
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Eleanor Roosevelt
Life was meant to be lived, and curiosity must be kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life.
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Muhammad Ali
The man who has no imagination has no wings.
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Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill
It is no use saying We are doing our best. You have got to succeed in doing what is necessary.
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Robert Bridges
I love all beauteous things, I seek and adore them God hath no better praise, And man in his hasty days Is honored for them.
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Lao Tzu
People in their handling of affairs often fail when they are about to succeed. If one remains as careful at the end as he was at the beginning, there will be no failure.
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Mogens Jallberg
In democracy its your vote that counts. In feudalism its your count that votes.
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Friedrich Nietzsche, The Gay Science, section 108
God is dead.
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Leo Rosten
I cannot believe that the purpose of life is (merely) to be happy. I think the purpose of life is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate. I think it is above all to matter, to count, to stand for something. To have it make some difference that you lived at all.
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