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Thomas Paine
Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing.
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Pablo Picasso
Well, youth is the period of assumed personalities and disguises. It is the time of the sincerely insincere.
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Curtis Grant
Having the world's best idea will do you no good unless you act on it. People who want milk shouldn't sit on a stool in the middle of a field in hopes that a cow will back up to them.
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George Santayana
Before he sets out, the traveler must possess fixed interests and facilities to be served by travel.
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Irving Layton
Brains, you know, are suspect in the Republican Party.
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Thomas a Kempis
Endeavor to be always patient of the faults and imperfections of others for thou has many faults and imperfections of thine own that require forbearance. If thou are not able to make thyself that which thou wishest, how canst thou expect to mold another in conformity to thy will
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Geoffrey Chaucer
Ful wys is he that can himselven knowe (Very wise is he that can know himself.)
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George Santayana
Friends are generally of the same sex, for when men and women agree, it is only in the conclusions their reasons are always different.
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Kahlil Gibran
If indeed you must be candid, be candid beautifully.
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Samuel Butler, Erewhon (1872)
It has been said that the love of money is the root of all evil. The want of money is so quite as truly.
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Karl Marx
Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form.
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John Davidson Rockefeller, Sr.
I always tried to turn every disaster into an opportunity.
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