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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Amusing Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 177

Raymond Holliwell

Desire creates the power.


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Martin Luther King Jr.

When you are right you cannot be too radical; when you are wrong, you cannot be too conservative.


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Isaac Asimov

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.


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Joseph Roux

Solitude vivifies isolation kills.


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Bible, Isaiah 32:17

And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever.


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Sophocles

Our happiness depends on wisdom all the way.


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Cicero

All action is of the mind and the mirror of the mind is the face, its index the eyes.


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Sterne

One may as well be asleep as to read for anything but to improve his mind and morals, and regulate his conduct.


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George Bernard Shaw

A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.


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Robert Benchley

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.


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Zaki Yamani, (chief architect of OPEC)

The Stone Age came to an end not for a lack of stone, and the oil age will end, but not for a lack of oil.


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Dr. Laura Schlessinger

Never do anything that you aren't prepared to face the true consequences of.



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