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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Humour Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 34

Diane Ackerman

There are well-dressed foolish ideas just as there are well-dressed fools.


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Chinese Proverb

To believe in one's dreams is to spend all of one's life asleep.


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Henry Miller

All growth is a leap in the dark, a spontaneous unpremeditated act without the benefit of experience.


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Harry S Truman

America was not built on fear. America was built on courage, on imagination, and unbeatable determination to do the job at hand.


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Tyron Edwards

Thoughts lead on to purposes; purposes go forth in action; actions form habits; habits decide character; and character fixes our destiny.


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Francois Sagan

Every little girl knows about love. It is only her capacity to suffer because of it that increases.


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Benjamin Franklin

To err is human, to repent divine, to persist devilish.


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Woody Allen

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.


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Agathon

Even God cannot change the past.


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Titus Maccius Plautus

Patience is the best remedy for every trouble.


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Dick Francis

Emotion is a rotten base for politics.


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May Sarton

We are able to laugh when we achieve detachment, if only for a moment.



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