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Funniest Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 119
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
The true felicity of life is to be free from anxieties and perturbations to understand and do our duties to God and man, and to enjoy the present without any serious dependence on the future.
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Anonymous
A guilty conscience needs no accuser.
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William Shakespeare
Their understanding Begins to swell and the approaching tide
Will shortly fill the reasonable shores
That now lie foul and muddy.
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Jim Morrison
Is everybody in? Is everybody in? Is everybody in? The ceremony is about to begin.
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Philip Barry
Love: two minds without a single thought.
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Benjamin Franklin
Genius without education is like silver in the mine.
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Nathaniel Hawthorne
The trees reflected in the river -- they are unconscious of a spiritual world so near to them. So are we.
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Lois McMaster Bujold
Our children change uswhether they live or not.
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John C. Maxwell, The 21 Indispensible Qualities of a Leader
Never allow others to put obstacles in the pathway of your dreams.
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Norman R. Augustine
I do not believe in doing for pleasure things I do not like to do.
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Ann Diehl
I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from 'Thank God it's Friday' to 'Thank God it's Monday.' If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent.
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Oscar Wilde
Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.
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