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Humorous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 135
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William Jr. Wrigley
When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary.
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Shana Alexander
The sad truth is that excellence makes people nervous.
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William Kunstler
This is New York, and there's no law against being annoying.
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Alice Walker
I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart.
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Baltasar Gracian
A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.
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Kurt Lewin
A successful individual typically sets his next goal somewhat but not too much above his last achievement. In this way he steadily raises his level of aspiration.
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Bob Dylan
If the point is sharp, and the arrow is swift, it can pierce through the dust no matter how thick.
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Douglas MacArthur
Build me a son, O Lord, who will be strong enough to know when he is weak, and brave enough to face himself when he is afraid, one who will be proud and unbending in honest defeat, and humble and gentle in victory.
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Franois Maurice Mitterrand
A man loses contact with reality if he is not surrounded by his books.
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Edmund Burke
We must all obey the great law of change. It is the most powerful law of nature.
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Seneca
It is rash to condemn where you are ignorant.
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Wil Wheaton
I'm keenly aware of the Pride coming before the Fall . . . but I really do like what I've been able to do here.
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