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Humorous Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 45
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Margery Cuyler
I think wholeness comes from living your life consciously during the day and then exploring your inner life or unconscious at night.
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William Hazlitt
Those who can command themselves command others.
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Henry David Thoreau
As if there were safety in stupidity alone.
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Seneca
As was his language so was his life.
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Menander
Whom the gods love dies young.
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Henry Ward Beecher
If a man cannot be a Christian in the place he is, he cannot be a Christian anywhere.
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Haitian Proverb
If you want your eggs hatched, sit on them yourself.
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William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice", Act 2 scene 2
It is a wise father that knows his own child.
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W. H. Auden
One cannot review a bad book without showing off.
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Dwight D Eisenhower
We succeed only as we identify in life, or in war, or in anything else, a single overriding objective, and make all other considerations bend to that one objective.
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David Hume
If we take in our hand any volume; of divinity or school metaphysics, for instance; let us ask, Does it contain any abstract reasoning concerning quantity or number? No. Does it contain any experimental reasoning concerning matter of fact and existence? No. Commit it then to the flames: for it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion.
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E. H. Chapin
Do not judge men by mere appearances; for the light laughter that bubbles on the lip often mantles over the depths of sadness, and the serious look may be the sober veil that covers a divine peace and joy.
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