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Adrian Mitchell
Most people ignore most poetry because most poetry ignores most people.
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Elbert Hubbard
One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.
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Quintilian
Nature herself has never attempted to effect great changes rapidly.
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Robert Orben
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
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Lao Tzu
The softest things in the world overcome the hardest things in the world. Through this I know the advantage of taking no action.
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"A Canticle for Leibowitz"
Ignorance is king, many would not prosper by its abdication.
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George Eliot, Middlemarch
What we call our despair is often only the painful eagerness of unfed hope.
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Unknown
Before a man can wake up and find himself famous he has to wake up and find himself.
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Sir Walter Scott
O many a shaft, at random sent, Finds mark the archer little meant And many a word, at random spoken, May soothe or wound a heart that's broken
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E. B. White, New Yorker, July 3, 1944
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half the time.
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GI Joe
Knowing is half the battle.
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Robert Half
No one can be right all of the time, but it helps to be right most of the time.
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