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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 158

Paul Tournier

That is what marriage really means helping one another to reach the full status of being persons, responsible and autonomous beings who do not run away from life.


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Assyrian Proverb

Tell me your friends, and I'll tell you who you are.


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Ivy Baker Priest, in Parade, 1958

The world is round and the place which may seem like the end may also be only the beginning.


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Albert von Szent-Gyorgyi

Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought.


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Plato

We can forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.


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John Ruskin

Every increased possession loads us with new weariness.


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Elbert Hubbard

Enthusiasm is the great hill-climber.


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Benjamin McLane Spock

Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.


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Albert Einstein

When all think alike, no one thinks very much.


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Alexander Tyler

A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until a majority of voters discover that they can vote themselves largess out of the public treasury.


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Cyrano Savinien de Bergerac

A kiss is a rosy dot over the 'i' of loving.


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Fred Hoyle

Space isn't remote at all. It's only an hour's drive away if your car could go straight upwards.



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