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Sarcastic Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 146
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J. R. R. Tolkien
Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.
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Elizabeth Kubler-Ross
People are like stained glass windows they sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light within.
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Scottish Proverb
Get what you can and keep what you have that's the way to get rich.
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Unknown
The tongue weighs practically nothing, But so few people can hold it.
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Samuel Butler
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.
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Confucius, The Confucian Analects
The man who in view of gain thinks of righteousness; who in the view of danger is prepared to give up his life; and who does not forget an old agreement however far back it extends - such a man may be reckoned a complete man.
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Albert Einstein
There are two ways of resisting war: the legal way and the revolutionary way. The legal way involves the offer of alternatinve service not as a privilege for a few but as a right for all. The revolutionary view involves an uncompromising resistance, with a view to breaking the power of militarism in time of peace or the resources of the state in time of war.
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Cervantes
Short sentences drawn from long experiences.
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Alanis Morissette
I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament.
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Pierre Corneille
To win without risk is to triumph without glory.
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Art Costa
If you make people think they are thinking, they will love you. If you really make them think, they will hate you.
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Aristotle
Consider pleasures as they depart, not as they come.
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