Ronald Reagan

To sit back hoping that someday, someway, someone will make things right is to go on feeding the crocodile, hoping he will eat you last--but eat you he will.

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Napoleon Bonaparte, last words, 1821

Chief of the Army.

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Graffito

There is no gravity. The earth sucks.

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Charles Dickens

Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tries, and a touch that never hurts.

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Margaret Young

Often people attempt to live their lives backwards they try to have more things, or more money, in order to do more of what they want, so they will be happier. The way it actually works is the reverse. You must first be who you really are, then do what you need to do, in order to have what you want.

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Jim

The truth which makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear.

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Storm Jameson

Happiness comes of the capacity to feel deeply, to enjoy simply, to think freely, to risk life, to be needed.

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Henry Louis Mencken

For every problem, there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong.

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T. J. Hoover and J. C. L. Fish, 1941

Engineering is the professional and systematic application of science to the efficient utilization of natural resources to produce wealth.

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Ronald Reagan

I believe Moses was 80 when God first commissioned him for public service.

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Charles Foundyller of Daratech, from 8/14/92 Wall St Journal

Everyone realized that Computervision stock was the golden goose. But one grabbed the leg, another grabbed a wing, another got the neck, all pulling hard, and they realize now they could kill the goose if they keep this up.

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