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Amusing Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 17
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Israel Lipkin
Man is free in his imagination, but bound by his reason.
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Alvin Toffler
Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error that provoked it.
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Richard Adams
The radical novelty of modern science lies precisely in the rejection of the belief, which is at the heart of all popular religion, that the forces which move the stars and atoms are contingent upon the preferences of the human heart.
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Danny Ozark, manager of the Phillies
Half this game is 90% mental.
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Simms
Neither praise nor blame is the object of true criticism. Justly to discriminate, firmly to establish, wisely to proscribe, and honestly to award - these are the true aims and duties of criticism.
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Roger Anderson
Let us be very careful not to fall into the trap of the world. The world views things only relative to man and to self. The Word of God views things relative to the Father, Son, and Spirit. Mankind is not the center of all things. No matter how great anyone's name might become, it is still far behind His. Our name comes from His life the name of our Lord comes from the resurrection--the event unique to Him. The world has a problem it seeks to honor, uphold, exonerate and generally praise itself. Our place and the place of the entire world system is to praise and exalt God. When people of the Bible caught a glimpse of Him, their lives were changed. Perhaps our lives remain stagnate because we do not spend enough time looking at Him.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Even though he was an enemy of mine, I had to admit that what he had accomplished was a brilliant piece of strategy. First, he punched me, then he kicked me, then he punched me again.
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Arnold J. Toynbee
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair.
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e e cummings
I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance.
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Miyamoto Musashi
Perception is strong and sight weak. In strategy it is important to see distant things as if they were close and to take a distanced view of close things.
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Izaak Walton
Good company and good discourse are the very sinews of virtue.
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William Tecumseh Sherman
War is cruel and you cannot refine it.
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