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Sarcastic Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 176
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G. C. Lichtenberg
Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinions at all.
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Menander, Unidentified fragment
It is not white hair that engenders wisdom.
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Sun-tzu
Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
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James Madison
A popular government without popular information or the means of acquiring it, is but a Prologue to Farce, or a Tragedy, or perhaps both. Knowledge will forever govern ignorance. and a people who mean to be their own Governors, must arm themselves with the power which knowledge gives.
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National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"
Fall not in love, therefore; it will stick to your face.
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Pierre Corneille
When there is no peril in the fight there is no glory in the triumph.
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Thomas Jefferson
Whenever you are to do a thing, though it can never be known but to yourself, ask yourself how you would act were all the world looking at you and act accordingly.
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Author Unknown
It is easier to believe a lie that one has heard a thousand times than to believe a fact that no one has heard before.
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Tennessee Williams
Life is an unanswered question, but let's believe in the dignity and important of the question.
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Henrik Ibsen
The great secret of power is never to will to do more than you can accomplish.
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Marilyn Ferguson
No one can persuade another to change. Each of us guards a gate of change that can only be opened from the inside. We cannot open the gate of another, either by argument or emotional appeal.
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Woodrow Wilson
Some Americans need hyphens in their names because only part of them has come over.
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