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Virgil
Oh you who are born of the blood of the gods, Trojan son of Anchises, easy is the descent to Hell the door of dark Dis stands open day and night. But to retrace your steps and come out to the air above, that is work, that is labor
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Muammar Qaddafi
We are capable of destroying America and breaking its nose.
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Maureen Dowd, New York Times, January 10, 2005
It is a lesson never learned: Matters of state and the heart that start with a lie rarely end well.
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Paul Dirac
In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
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Charles Franklin Kettering
It's amazing what ordinary people can do if they set out without preconceived notions.
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Author Unknown
Many people seem to think that opportunity means a chance to get money without earning it.
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Elbert Hubbard
To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing.
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Mitch Albom, The Five People You Meet in Heaven
Strangers are just family you have yet to come to know.
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Honore de Balzac
All human power is a compound of time and patience.
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Johann von Goethe
Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you help them to become what they are capable of being.
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Shirley MacLaine
I could be whatever I wanted to be if I trusted that music, that song, that vibration of God that was inside of ME.
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Bruce Lee, During a television interview
When you point to the moon, what do you see in front of your finger; Your task is to feel, not to think, when you can understand that the lesson will be learned.
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