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Silly Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 162
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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
I may not believe in what you say, but I will die for your right to do so.
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Peter da Silva
Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from him before he cuts himself.
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Sir Thomas More
A little wonton money, which burned out the bottom of his purse.
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Thornton
The test of an adventure is that when you're in the middle of it, you say to yourself, 'Oh, now I've got myself into an awful mess I wish I were sitting quietly at home.' And the sign that something's wrong with you is when you sit quietly at home wishing you were out having lots of adventure.
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Oscar Wilde
Dreamers can find their way by moonlight and their only punishment is that they see the dawn before the rest of the world.
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Katherine Tynan Hinkson
To be a saint does not exclude fine dresses nor a beautiful house.
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Umberto Eco
Perhaps the mission of those who love mankind is to make people laugh at the truth, to make truth laugh, because the only truth lies in learning to free ourselves from insane passion for the truth.
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Swedish Proverb
Don't let your sorrow come higher than your knees.
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Euripides
I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
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Margaret Young
Often people attempt to live their lives backwards; they try to have more things, or more money, in order to do more of what they want, so they will be happier. The way it actually works is the reverse. You must first be who you really are, then do what you need to do, in order to have what you want.
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Audre Lorde
Our feelings are our most genuine paths to knowledge.
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John Dryden
And virtue, though in rags, will keep me warm.
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