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Silly Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 152
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Conversation has a kind of charm about it, an insuating and insidious something that elicits secrets from us just like love or liquor.
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American Indian Proverb
Man has responsiblity, not power. Tuscarora
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Napoleon Bonaparte
From the sublime to the ridiculous is but a step.
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Edward W. Howe
The sounder your argument, the more satisfaction you get out of it.
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Henry David Thoreau
Government never furthered any enterprise but the alacrity with which it got out of the way.
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Maurice Masterlinck
All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I ran up and lit the evil puppet villain on fire. No, I didn't. Just kidding. I just said that to illustrate one of the human emotions, which is freaking out. Another emotion is greed, as when someone kills someone for money, or something like that. Another emotion is generosity, as when you pay someone double what he paid for his stupid puppet.
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Isaac Watts
Do not expect to arrive at certainty in every subject which you pursue. There are a hundred things wherein we mortals. . . must be content with probability, where our best light and reasoning will reach no farther.
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Julia Cameron, The Vein of Gold
When we are angry or depressed in our creativity, we have misplaced our power. We have allowed someone else to determine our worth, and then we are angry at being undervalued.
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Saadi
Nothing is so good for an ignorant man as silence and if he was sensible of this he would not be ignorant.
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Woody Allen
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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Albert Einstein
The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science.
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