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Miguel de Cervantes
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
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Publilius Syrus
In a heated argument we are apt to lose sight of the truth.
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Author Unknown
The size of a man is measured by the size of the thing that makes him angry.
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George Bernard Shaw, Plays Pleasant and Unpleasant (1898)
There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.
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Paul Tillich
The courage to be is the courage to accept oneself, in spite of being unacceptable.
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Sinclair Lewis
Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, especially if the goods are worthless.
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Samuel Goldwyn
Television has raised writing to a new low.
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Alan Greenspan
I know that you think you know what I said. But I'm not sure whether you understood that what you heard is what I meant.
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Sidney Madwed
Without relationships, no matter how much wealth, fame, power, prestige and seeming success by the standards and opinions of the world one has, happiness will constantly eluded him.
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E. V. Lucas
The art of life is to show your hand. There is no diplomacy like candor. You may lose by it now and then, but it will be a loss well gained if you do. Nothing is so boring as having to keep up a deception.
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Vicomte de Chateaubriand, Memoirs (1826-1841)
One does not learn how to die by killing others.
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Marcel Proust
The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes.
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