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Funniest Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 169
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Arab Proverb
Do not stand in a place of danger trusting in miracles.
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Elmer G. Letterman
Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open.
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Lactantius
Where fear is present, wisdom cannot be.
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Frank Duff, A Coder in Courierland, 03-20-05
It is amazing how much crisper the general experience of life becomes when your body is given a chance to develop a little strength.
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Buddha
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
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Paul Aubuchon
To be capable of steady friendship or lasting love, are the two greatest proofs, not only of goodness of heart, but of strength of mind.
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Patrick Henry
The great object is, that every man be armed. ... Every one who is able may have a gun.
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Martin Luther King, Jr.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
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Abraham Lincoln
No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
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Elisabeth Kubler-Ross
Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself and know that everything in this life has a purpose.
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Orson Welles
There are three intolerable things in life - cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women.
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James Thurber
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
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