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Silly Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 192
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Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
The living is a species of the dead and not a very attractive one.
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Frank Zappa
It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice -- there are two other possibilities one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia.
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William Shakespeare
I wasted time, and now doth time waste me.
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John Mortimer, The Observer (1999)
Beauty is handed out as undemocratically as inherited peerages, and beautiful people have done nothing to deserve their astonishing reward.
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Sir Walter Scott
We shall never learn to feel and respect our real calling and destiny, unless we have taught ourselves to consider everything as moonshine, compared with the education of the heart.
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Claudia Alta Taylor Johnson
I believe that one of the great problems for us as individuals is the depression and the tension resulting from existence in a world which is increasingly less pleasing to the eye.
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Rabbi Harold Kushner
Caring about others, running the risk of feeling, and leaving an impact on people, brings happiness.
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Abigail Adams
Great necessities call out great virtues.
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Epicurus, 300 B.C.
The man least dependent upon the morrow goes to meet the morrow most cheerfully.
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Henry S. Hoskins
The greatest masterpieces were once only pigments on a palette.
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George Eliot
Blessed is the influence of one true, loving human soul on another.
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Walter Pater
What we have to do is to be forever curiously testing new opinions and courting new impressions.
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