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Clever Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 168
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Joseph Alsop
Gratitude, like love, is never a dependable international emotion.
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John Webster
There's nothing sooner dry than women's tears.
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Paulo Coelho, Manual of the Warrior of Light
A warrior of light knows that he will hear an order in the silence of his heart that will guide him.
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Al Capp
Success is following the pattern of life one enjoys most.
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Oliver Cromwell
I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible you may be mistaken.
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Ronald Reagan
If I had as much make-up on as he did, I'd have looked younger, too.
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Peggy Fleming
The ultimate goal should be doing your best and enjoying it.
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Woodrow Wilson, Speech in Philadelphia, May 10, 1915
There is such a thing as a man being too proud to fight; there is such a thing as a nation being so right that it does not need to convince others by force that it is right.
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Herbert Samuel
Without doubt the greatest injury was done by basing morals on myth, for sooner or later myth is recognized for what it is, and disappears. Then morality loses the foundation on which it has been built.
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Will Smith
Money and success don't change people they merely amplify what is already there.
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William Faulkner
Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, Not because they never found it, But because they didn't stop to enjoy it.
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Philip Massinger
True dignity is never gained by place, and never lost when honors are withdrawn
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