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Silly Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 182
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
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Henry Moore
One never knows what each day is going to bring. The important thing is to be open and ready for it.
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Edward Morgan Forster
Works of art, in my opinion, are the only objects in the material universe to possess internal order, and that is why, though I don't believe that only art matters, I do belive in Art for Art's sake.
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Will Durst
I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
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Stella Terrill Mann
Listening is a form of accepting.
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Chuang Tzu
The perfect man uses his mind as a mirror. It grasps nothing. It regrets nothing.
It receives but does not keep.
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Sir Winston Churchill
I have always felt that a politician is to be judged by the animosities he excites among his opponents.
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Franklin D. Roosevelt
It is common sense to take a method and try it. If it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something.
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Saadi
Reveal not every secret you have to a friend, for how can you tell but that friend may hereafter become an enemy. And bring not all mischief you are able to upon an enemy, for he may one day become your friend.
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Dean Gooderham Acheson
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes
Life is action and passion therefore, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action of the time, at peril of being judged not to have lived.
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Johann von Goethe
Thinking is easy, acting is difficult, and to put one's thoughts into action is the most difficult thing in the world.
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