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Jonathan Swift
As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense.
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John Milton
He who reigns within himself and rules his passions, desires and fears is more than a King.
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Ennius
The idle mind knows not what it wants.
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Frank Herbert, Dune
Blood is thicker than water, but politics are thicker than blood.
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George Bernard Shaw
Man can climb to the highest summits, but he cannot dwell there long.
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John F. Kennedy
Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other.
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Julia Louise Woodruff
Out of the strain of the Doing, Into the peace of the Done.
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Sir Walter Scott
To be always intending to live a new life, but never find time to set about it - this is as if a man should put off eating and drinking from one day to another till he be starved and destroyed.
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Stephen Wright
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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Ted Morgan
The elective system ... offered a bewildering freedom of choice, leaving some graduates with the impression that they had nibbled at dozens of canaps of knowledge and never had their fill.
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Plato, The Republic
The people have always some champion whom they set over them and nurse into greatness...This and no other is the root from which a tyrant springs; when he first appears he is a protector.
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Johann von Goethe
Mathematicians are like Frenchmen whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
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