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W. Somerset Maugham
It is an illusion that youth is happy, an illusion of those who have lost it but the young know they are wretched for they are full of the truthless ideal which have been instilled into them, and each time they come in contact with the real, they are bruised and wounded.
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Titus Livius
I approach these questions unwillingly, as they are sore subjects, but no cure can be effected without touching upon and handling them.
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Martin Luther King Jr., "Strength to Love"
The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood.
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Joseph L. Mankiewicz
Funny business, a woman's career the things you drop on the way up the ladder so you can move faster. You forget you'll need them again when you get back to being a woman. It's one career all females have in common, whether we like it or not being a woman. Sooner or later, we've got to work at it, no matter how many other careers we've had or wanted.
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Publilius Syrus
A good reputation is more valuable than money.
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Walt Disney
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done right.
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Noel Coward
Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it about like marmalade.
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Basil S. Walsh
We don't need more strength or more ability or greater opportunity. What we need is to use what we have.
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Marshall McLuhan
There is absolutely no inevitability as long as there is a willingness to contemplate what is happening.
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Edith Sitwell
Why not be oneself That is the whole secret of a successful appearance. If one is a greyhound why try to look like a Pekinese
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Euripides, Alcestis, 438 B.C.
You were a stranger to sorrow: therefore Fate has cursed you.
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Phaedrus
Men in however high a station ought to fear the humble.
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