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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Funny Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 41

Adolf Hitler

Go ahead, kill without mercy. After all, who remembers today the Armenian Genocide


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Sir J. R. Seeley

No virtue is safe that is not enthusiastic.


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Marrion Zimmer Bradley

Without a dream to light your way, the world is a very dark place.


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Unknown

Live like you can look any man in the eye and tell him to go to hell.


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Henry Ward Beecher

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul, and paints his own nature into his pictures.


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Denis Diderot

Fanaticism is just one step away from barbarism.


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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I love the deep quiet in which I live and grow against the world and harvest what they cannot take from me by fire or sword.


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Socrates

The unexamined life is not worth living.


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Joseph Conrad

Having had to encounter single-handed during his period of eclipse many physical dangers, he was well aware of the most dangerous element common to them all: of the crushing, paralysing sense of human littleness, which is what really defeats a human struggling with natural forces, alone, far from the eyes of his fellows.


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Cullen Hightower

Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness.


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Albert Einstein, Out of My Later Years

The point is to develop the childlike inclination for play and the childlike desire for recognition and to guide the child over to important fields for society. Such a school demands from the teacher that he be a kind of artist in his province.


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William Ernest Henley, From the poem "Invictus"

It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.



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