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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Funniest Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 19

Ernest Dimnet

The happiness of most people we know is not ruined by great catastrophes or fatal errors, but by the repetition of slowly destructive little things.


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William J. O\'Neil

90 of the people in the stock market, professionals and amateurs alike, simply haven't done enough homework.


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John Gray

The process of learning requires not only hearing and applying but also forgetting and then remembering again.


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Baltasar Gracian

Put yourself on view. This brings your talents to light.


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Dante Alighieri

For what is liberty but the unhampered translation of will into act


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Charles Rosin

I can't criticize what I don't understand. If you want to call this art, you've got the benefit of all my doubts.


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Dawson Trottman

Never do things others can do and will do if there are things others cannot do or will not do.


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Pablo Picasso

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction.


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Sophia Loren

Getting ahead in a difficult profession requires avid faith in yourself. That is why some people with mediocre talent, but with great inner drive, go much further than people with vastly superior talent.


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Will Rogers

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.


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Salvador Dali

Have no fear of perfection -- you will never reach it.


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Benjamin Disraeli

My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.



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