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Crazy Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 33
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Carl Sandburg
The moon is a friend for the lonesome to talk to.
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Charles Lindbergh
Real freedom lies in wildness, not in civilization.
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James Thurber
Its better to know some of the questions, than all of the answers.
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Richard Feynman
For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled.
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George Washington
To please everybody is impossible were I to undertake it, I should probably please nobody.
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E. E. Cummings
A politician is an arse upon which everybody has sat except a man
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Macduff
Prejudice is the conjurer of imaginary wrongs, strangling truth, overpowering reason, making strong men weak and weak men weaker. God give us the large hearted charity which bearth all things, believe all things, hope all things, endure all things, which thinks no evil.
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George Winters
If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport.
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Henry Louis Mencken
To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia--to mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god or an ordinary young woman for a goddess.
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Henry David Thoreau, Walden
Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in. I drink at it but as I drink, I see the sandy bottom and detect how shallow it is.
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Jules Renard
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you find it.
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Dan Quayle
I have made good judgements in the Past. I have made good judgements in the Future.
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