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Very Funny Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 160
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts, therefore guard accordingly and take care that you entertain no notions unsuitable to virtue, and reasonable nature.
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Jack London
I would rather be ashes than dust I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by dry-rot. I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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Alan Ashley-Pitt
The man who follows the crowd will get no farther than the crowd. A man who walks alone is likely to get places no one has ever been before.
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Laurence J. Peter
Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
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Greek Proverb
A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
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William Cobbett
To be poor and independent is very nearly an impossibility.
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Kahlil Gibran
The most solid stone in the structure is the lowest one in the foundation.
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Julius Rosenwald
Do not be fooled into believing that because a man is rich he is necessarily smart. There is ample proof to the contrary.
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Unknown
Follow the habit of asking, 'How do you know' Never accept opinions as facts. Avoid following free advice. Don't trust information given in a discourteous or slanderous spirit. In asking for information, do not disclose what you wish the information to be.
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Johnny Carson
Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.
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Victor Hugo
A compliment is like a kiss through a veil.
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William Shakespeare, "The Merry Wives of Windsor", Act 2 scene 3
We have some salt of our youth in us.
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