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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Humorous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 145

Carmen Electra

Is there a rehab center for Coke drinkers? I drink six to eight cans a day.


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Les Brown, Communication Bulletin for Managers & Supervisors, June 2004

Fear does not have any special power unless you empower it by submitting to it.


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Anatole France

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream not only plan, but also believe.


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Anatole France

To die for an idea is to place a pretty high price on conjecture.


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G.K. Chesterton

The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and left untried.


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Barbara Walters

To feel valued, to know, even if only once in a while, that you can do a job well is an absolutely marvelous feeling.


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Maureen Hawkins

Before you were conceived I wanted you. Before you were born I loved you. Before you were here an hour I would die for you. This is the miracle of life.


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Harriet Martineau

We do not believe in immortality because we can prove it, but we try to prove it because we cannot help believing it.


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Eykis

There is no way to happiness, happiness is the way.


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Noel Coward

I can take any amount of criticism as long as I can consider it unqualified praise.


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Jean Paul Richter

Flowers never emit so sweet and strong a fragrance as before a storm. When a storm approaches thee, be as fragrant as a sweet-smelling flower.


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Charles Rosin

There's something intrinsically therapeutic about choosing to spend your time in a wide, open park- like setting that non-golfers can never truly understand.



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