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Humorous Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 5
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Walter Lippmann
Men can know more than their ancestors did if they start with a knowledge of what their ancestors had already learned....That is why a society can be progressive only if it conserves its traditions.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes
Civilization is the process of reducing the infinite to the finite.
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Ben Stein
The human spirit needs to accomplish, to achieve, to triumph to be happy.
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Theodosia Garrison
At first cock-crow the ghosts must go Back to their quiet graves below.
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Charlie McCarthy (Edgar Bergen)
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
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Anon.
Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
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Pam Brown, 1928
Horses lend us the wings we lack.
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Confucius, The Confucian Analects
If a man takes no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand.
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Benjamin Disraeli, Speech, Edinburgh (1867)
Change is inevitable. In a progressive country change is constant.
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Liberace
Nobody will believe in you unless you believe in yourself.
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Charles de Montesquieu
In the state of nature...all men are born equal, but they cannot continue in this equality. Society makes them lose it, and they recover it only by the protection of the law.
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George Chapman
Ignorance is the mother of admiration.
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