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Humour Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 114
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Benjamin Franklin
If you wouldst live long, live well, for folly and wickedness shorten life.
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Jane Austen
To sit in the shade on a fine day, and look upon verdure is the most perfect refreshment.
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Honore\' de Balzac
What is art Nature concentrated.
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Thomas Jefferson
Whenever the people are well informed, they can be trusted with their own government that whenever things get so far wrong as to attract their notice, they may be relied on to set them to rights.
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Stephen Leacock, "Nonsense Novels",1911
Lord Ronald said nothing; he flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions.
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William Ralph Inge
Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter.
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Pablo Picasso
Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock.
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Isabella Mary Beeton, The Book of Household Management, 1861
A place for everything and everything in its place.
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Albert Einstein
My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind.
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John Wyndham, The Day of the Triffids
When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like Sunday, there is something seriously wrong somewhere.
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Oprah Winfrey
Do the one thing you think you cannot do. Fail at it. Try again. Do better the second time. The only people who never tumble are those who never mount the high wire. This is your moment. Own it.
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Orison Swett Marden
Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
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