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John Galsworthy
If you do not think about the future, you cannot have one.
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Henry Truman
I studied the lives of great men and famous women, and I found that the men and women who got to the top were those who did the jobs they had in hand, with everything they had of energy and enthusiasm.
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Honore de Balzac
Equality may perhaps be a right, but no power on earth can ever turn it into a fact.
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Napoleon
Un croquis vaut mieux quun long discours.Fr., A picture is worth a thousand words.
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Carl Jung
In studying the history of the human mind one is impressed again and again by the fact that the growth of the mind is the widening of the range of consciousness, and that each step forward has been a most painful and laborious achievement. One could almost say that nothing is more hateful to man than to give up even a particle of his unconsciousness. Ask those who have tried to introduce a new idea!
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus, Meditations
The universe is change; our life is what our thoughts make it.
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Lady Wilde
Self-trust, we know, is the first secret of success.
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William Arthur Ward
The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.
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Hendrik Willem Van Loon
The arts are an even better barometer of what is happening in our world than the stock market or the debates in congress.
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Rainer Maria Rilke
Have patience with everything unresolved in your heart and try to love the questions themselves ... Don't search for the answers, which could not be given to you now, because you would not be able to live them. And the point it, to live everything. Live the questions now. Perhaps, then, someday far in the future, you will gradually, without even noticing it, live your way into the answer.
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Charles Dickens
At this festive season of the year, Mr Scrooge,' said the gentleman, taking up a pen, 'it is more than usually desirable that we should make some slight provision for the poor and destitute, who suffer greatly at the present time. ... We choose this time, because it is a time, of all others, when Want is keenly felt, and Abundance rejoices.'
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Gordon Moore, in a keynote address at the International Solid-State Circuits Conference in San Francisco in 2003
No physical quantity can continue to change exponentially forever. Your job is delaying forever.
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