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Silly Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 32
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
The sky is the daily bread of the eyes.
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Emily Elizabeth Dickinson
I imagine, therefore I belong and am free.
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Scipione Alberti
Secret thoughts and open countenance will go safely over the whole world.
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Patrick Henry
I know of no way to judge the future but by the past.
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Unknown
Never lose sight of the importance of a beautiful sunrise, Or watching your kids sleep, or the smell of rain. It's often the little things that really matter in life.
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Publilius Syrus
Hares can gamble over the body of a dead lion.
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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
In this country England it is well to kill from time to time an admiral to encourage the others.
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Martha Mitchell
Nixon bleeds people. He draws every drop of blood and then drops them from a cliff. He'll blame any person he can put his foot on.
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A. J. Ayer
No moral system can rest solely on authority.
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Philip Guedalla
Autobiography is an unrivaled vehicle for telling the truth about other people.
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John F. Kennedy, Rice University speech on September 12, 1962
We choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy - but because they are hard! Because that challenge is one we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone and one we intend to win!
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Jorge Luis Borges
To die for a religion is easier than to live it absolutely.
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