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Funniest Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 9
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George Bernard Shaw
What we call education and culture is for the most part nothing but the substitution of reading for experience, of literature for life, of the obsolete fictitious for the contemporary real.
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Martin Luther King, Jr.
Nonviolence is the answer to the crucial political and moral questions of our time the need for mankind to overcome oppression and violence without resorting to oppression and violence. Mankind must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method is love.
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Akira Kurosawa
In a mad world only the mad are sane.
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Loretta Lynn
You either have to be first, best or different.
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Unknown
A friend is someone who dances with you in the sunlight, And walks with you in the shadows.
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Unknown
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Sometimes the beauty of the world is so overwhelming, I just want to throw back my head and gargle. Just gargle and gargle, and I don't care who hears me, because I am beautiful.
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Jim Webb
Before all else, each of us must take a fundamental risk -- to be true to ourselves.
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Stephen Covey
I am personally convinced that one person can be a change catalyst, a 'transformer' in any situation, any organization. Such an individual is yeast that can leaven an entire loaf. It requires vision, initiative, patience, respect, persistence, courage, and faith to be a transforming leader.
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R. A. Butler
Politics is the art of the possible.
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David Starr Jordan
The world stands aside to let anyone pass who knows where he is going.
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Kahlil Gibran
The reality of the other person lies not in what he reveals to you but in what he cannot reveal to you. Therefore, if you would understand him, listen not to what he says but rather to what he does not say.
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