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Very Funny Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 150
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Mark Twain, Following the Equator
The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession, what there is of it.
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Benjamin H. Brewster
A lawyer starts life giving $500 worth of law for $5 and ends giving $5 worth for $500.
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Maya Angelou, Quoting a lyric by Paul Laurence Dunbar
I know why the caged bird sings.
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William James
The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes of mind.
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Baron de la Brede et de Montesquieu
The incomparable stupidity of life teaches us to love our parents divine philosophy teaches us to forgive them.
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David Hume
It is seldom that liberty of any kind is lost all at once.
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Margot Asquith
What a pity, when Christopher Colombus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.
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John Newton
If I ever reach heaven I expect to find three wonders there first, to meet some I had not thought to see there second, to miss some I had expected to see there and third, the greatest wonder of all, to find myself there.
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Newt Gingrich
Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did.
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Sophocles
It made our hair stand up in panic fear.
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Richard Jordan
Grace is not against good works It simply does not bless on the basis of good works. We receive blessing from God based solely on the merits of His Son--blessings freely given to us in Christ and nowhere else. The completeness that is in Christ mean deliverance from trying to 'be good' and 'do right' in order to be accepted by God.
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Jessamyn West
A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.
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