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Amusing Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 7
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Johann von Goethe
The man of understanding finds everything laughable.
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Cyril Northcote Parkinson
The chief product of an automated society is a widespread and deepening sense of boredom.
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J. M. Barrie
God gives us memory so that we may have roses in December.
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Jeseph Joubert
Choose in marriage only a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man.
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Reginald Blyth
If all men lead mechanical, unpoetical lifes, this is the real nihilism, the real undoing of the world.
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H. L. Mencken
Lawer: one who protects us against robbery by taking away the temptation.
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Arab Proverb
Never give advice in a crowd.
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Oscar Wilde
Morality is simply the attitude we adopt toward people we personally dislike.
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Richard Milhous Nixon
I wish I could give you a lot of advice, based on my experience of winning political debates. But I don't have that experience. My only experience is at losing them.
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Benjamin Franklin
An investment in knowledge still yields the best returns.
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Thorstein Veblen
No one travelling on a business trip would be missed if he failed to arrive.
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Chinese Proverb
He who is drowned is not troubled by the rain.
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