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Silly Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 122
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Dolores Ibarruri
It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
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Susan Sontag
The past itself, as historical change continues to accelerate, has become the most surreal of subjects -- making it possible to see a new beauty in what is vanishing.
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Fred Astaire
The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.
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J. J. Fumas
Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees.
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Clive James
Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology.
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Saint Augustine
To wisdom belongs the intellectual apprehension of things eternal; to knowledge, the rational apprehension of things temporal.
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Anon.
Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
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Alexandre Dumas
It is only rarely that one can see in a little boy the promise of a man, but one can almost always see in a little girl the threat of a woman.
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Magna Carta
To no one will we sell, to no one will we refuse or delay right or justice.
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Kenyan Proverb
Blind belief is dangerous.
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Robert Louis Stevenson
To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
When you go for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.
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