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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Funny Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 31

Ken Keyes

No one that ever lived has ever had enough power, prestige, or knowledge to overcome the basic condition of all life - you win some and you lose some.


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Edna St. Vincent Millay, Letters, 1952

Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling into at night. I miss you like hell.


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Charles Prestwich Scott

Comments are free but facts are sacred.


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Henry Ford

History is more or less bunk.


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Rita Mae Brown

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.


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George Bernard Shaw

Lack of money is the root of all evil.


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Irish Proverb

A diplomat must always think twice before he says nothing.


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Sir Henry Taylor

The art of living easily as to money is to pitch your scale of living one degree below your means.


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Mark Twain

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.


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Barbara Sher

Isolation is a dream killer.


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Sir Winston Churchill

A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril.


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Confucius

Without an acquaintance with the rules of propriety, it is impossible for the character to be established.



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