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Funniest Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 159
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Oliver Wendell Holmes
Insanity is often the logic of an accurate mind overtaxed.
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Noah Porter
Remember that what you believe will depend very much on what you are.
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Jewish Proverb
With money in your pocket you are wise, you are handsome, and you sing well too.
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Robert Jordan, The Wheel of Time
Hammer the iron that lies on your anvil instead of daydreaming about working silver.
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Harry S. Truman
If there is one basic element in our Constitution, it is civilian control of the military.
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Seneca
There is no great genius free from some tincture of madness.
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Wystan Hugh Auden
The class distinctions proper to a democratic society are not those of rank or money, still less, as is apt to happen when these are abandoned, of race, but of age.
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Jimmy Demaret
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
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Maitri Upanishads
The wise should surrender speech in mind, mind in the knowing self, the knowing self in the Spirit of the universe, and the Spirit of the universe in the Spirit of peace.
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Henry David Thoreau
Money is not required to buy one necessary of the soul.
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Author Unknown
If wisdom were on sale in the open market, the stupid would not even ask the price.
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William Goldman
Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.
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