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Very Funny Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 140
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Oscar Wilde
The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself.
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Thomas Tusser
At Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year.
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Herbert Marshall McLuhan
Politics will eventually be replaced by imagery. The politician will be only too happy to abdicate in favor of his image, because the image will be much more powerful than he could ever be.
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Ty Howard
I've learned that we cannot forget or throw away our past, But we must not allow our past to control us either. We must learn and grow from our past failures, Disappointments, pains and experiences. Reset our goals and priorities... and move forward. Start TODAY, by Un-Ty-ing the knots that LIMIT you
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Paul Wiener
But few have spoken of the actual pleasure derived from giving to someone, from creating something, from finishing a task, form offering unexpected help almost invisibly and anonymously.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect.
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Robertson Davies
Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog fewer when pursued by a mad woman only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion.
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Gilbert Keith Chesterton
Don't ever take a fence down until you know the reason why it was put up.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
This time, like all times, is a very good one, if we but know what to do with it.
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Johnny Carson
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
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Woody Allen
When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
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Mikhail Bakunin
The freedom of all is essential to my freedom.
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