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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Amusing Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 137

George Bernard Shaw

Activity is the only road to knowledge.


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Real Live Preacher

We think having faith means being convinced God exists in the same way we are convinced a chair exists. People who cannot be completely convinced of Gods existence think faith is impossible for them. Not so. People who doubt can have great faith because faith is something you do, not something you think. In fact, the greater your doubt the more heroic your faith.


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Kin [F. McKinney] Hubbard

The safest way to double your money is to fold over once and put it in your pocket.


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Joseph Campbell

I don't believe people are looking for the meaning of life as much as they are looking for the experience of being alive.


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Atwell

The art of conversation consist as much in listening politely, as in talking agreeably.


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Mark Twain

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.


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Indira Gandhi

You must be still in the midst of activity, and be vibrantly alive in repose.


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Buddha

All that we are is the result of what we have thought. If a man speaks or acts with an evil thought, pain follows him. If a man speaks or acts with a pure thought, happiness follows him, like a shadow that never leaves him.


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Martha Nussbaum, O Magazine, November 2003

But the life that no longer trust another human being and no longer forms ties to the political community is not a human life any longer.


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Beilby Porteus, Death, A Poem

One murder makes a villain, millions a hero.


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Latin Proverb

God will be present, whether asked or not.


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Voltaire

Indeed, history is nothing more than a tableau of crimes and misfortunes.



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