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Very Funny Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 20
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Robert Byrne
Getting caught is the mother of invention.
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Raquel Welch
The mind can also be an erogenous zone.
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Laurence J. Peter
Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.
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George Orwell
Society has always seemed to demand a little more from human beings than it will get in practice.
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Ronnie Hawkins
We had parties that Nero would have been ashamed to attend
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Lois McMaster Bujold, Mirror Dance, 1994, p. 287
Since no one is perfect, it follows that all great deeds have been accomplished out of imperfection. Yet they were accomplished, somehow, all the same.
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Herbert Hoover
About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
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Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill
Any man who is under '30
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Unknown
When you hug someone, never be the first to let go.
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Thomas Carlyle
Oh, give us the man who sings at his work.
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John Ruskin
Say all you have to say in the fewest possible words, or your reader will be sure to skip them and in the plainest possible words or he will certainly misunderstand them.
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George Bernard Shaw
Hell is full of musical amateurs.
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