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Funny Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 191
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Niels Bohr
Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.
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Susan Polis Schutz
This life is yours. Take the power to choose what you want to do and do it well. Take the power to love what you want in life and love it honestly. Take the power to walk in the forest and be a part of nature. Take the power to control your own life. No one else can do it for you. Take the power to make your life happy.
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Jerry Maguire
Rod It's a very personal, very important thing. Hell, it's a family motto. Now are you ready Just checking to make sure you're ready here it is - show me the money. OHHH SHOW ME THE MONEY Doesn't it make you feel good just to say that, Jerry Say it with me one time brother
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George Orwell, 1984
War is a way of shattering to pieces, or pouring into the stratosphere, or sinking in the depths of the sea, materials which might otherwise be used to make the masses too comfortable, and hence, in the long run, too intelligent.
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Henry Ward Beecher
Our days are a kaleidoscope. Every instant a change takes place in the contents. New harmonies, new contrasts, new combinations of every sort. Nothing ever happens twice alike. The most familiar people stand each moment in some new relation to each other, to their work, to surrounding objects. The most tranquil house, with the most serene inhabitants, living upon the utmost regularity of system, is yet exemplifying infinite diversities.
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Plato
Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable.
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Laura Ingalls Wilder
I am beginning to learn that it is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all.
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P Barnum
There's a sucker born every minute.
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Nelson Mandela
For to be free is not merely to cast off one's chains, but to live in a way that respects and enhances the freedom of others.
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Fontenelle
A true philosopher is like an elephant; he never puts the second foot down until the first one is solidly in place.
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Sir Winston Churchill
My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked.
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Eric Sevareid
The bigger the information media, the less courage and freedom they allow. Bigness means weakness.
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