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Humorous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 175
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Howard Thurman
Follow the grain in your own wood.
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John Dewey
We can have facts without thinking but we cannot have thinking without facts.
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Hans Christian Anderson
Just living is not enough, said the Butterfly. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower.
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Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbours, and laugh at them in our turn?
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John F. Kennedy, "A Thousand Days," by Arthur M. Schlesinger Jr [1965]
If someone is going to kill me, they are going to kill me. -- John F. Kennedy (to Arthur M. Schlesinger Jr.), 1962.
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Benjamin Disraeli
The wisdom of the wise, and the experience of ages, may be preserved by quotation.
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Willis Whitney
Some men have thousands of reasons why they cannot do what they want to, when all they need is one reason why they can.
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Anthony D\'Angelo
When solving problems, dig at the roots instead of just hacking at the leaves.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Nature understands no jesting. She is always true, always serious, always severe. She is always right, and the errors are always those of man.
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Simms
The true law of the race is progress and development. Whatever civilization pauses in the march of conquest, it is overthrown by the barbarian.
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Evenius
The undertaking of a new action brings new strength.
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Mahatma Gandhi, (attributed)
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
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