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Funniest Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 29
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Lady Violet Bonham Carter
Outer space is no place for a person of breeding.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Often a certain abdication of prudence and foresight is an element of success.
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Marian Anderson
Leadership should be born out of the understanding of the needs of those who would be affected by it.
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Author Unknown
Children begin by loving their parents. As they grow older, they judge them. Sometimes they forgive them.
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Gerry Spence
I would rather have a mind opened by wonder than one closed by belief.
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Richard Nixon
True greatness comes not when things go always good for you; but true greatness comes when you are really tested, when you have taken some knocks, faced some disappointments, when sadness comes. Because only if you have been in the deepest valley, can you ever know how magnificent it is to be atop the highest mountain.
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Richard Dawkings:, "The Selfish Gene"
We are survival machines - robot vehicles blindly programmed to preserve the selfish molecules known as genes.
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Charles Dickens
Reflect on your present blessings, of which every man has many not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some.
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Hosea Ballou
Weary the path that does not challenge. Doubt is an incentive to truth and patient inquiry leadeth the way.
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Otomo No Yakamochi
Better never to have met you in my dream than to wake and reach for hands that are not there.
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Abraham Lincoln
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
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Hervey Allen
Religions change; beer and wine remain.
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