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Humorous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 155
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G. K. Chesterton
Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and therefore congenial to it.
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Samuel Johnson
Dictionaries are like watches; the worst is better than none, and the best cannot be expected to go quite true.
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Unknown
A best friend it like a four leaf clover - Hard to find, and lucky to have.
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Franklin P. Jones
Don't be afraid to talk to yourself. It's the only way you can be sure somebody's listening.
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Abraham Lincoln
If you look for the bad in people, you will surely find it.
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Lord Brabazon
I take the view, and always have, that if you cannot say what you are going to say in twenty minutes you ought to go away and write a book about it.
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Oscar Wilde
America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up.
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David Ben-Gurion
Courage is a special kind of knowledge; the knowledge of how to fear what ought to be feared and how not to fear what ought not to be feared.
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Peter Sellers
There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
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Horace
I strive to be brief, and become obscure.
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Rosalind Russell, as Aunti Mame
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving.
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French Proverb
Honey is sweet but bees sting.
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