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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 28

Robert

This duality has been reflected in classical as well as modern literature as reason versus passion, or mind and the unconscious. There are moments in each of our lives when our verbal-intellect suggests one course, and our heart or intuition, another.


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Homer, The Odyssey

You ought not to practice childish ways, since you are no longer that age.


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Carl Sagan

Where we have strong emotions, we're liable to fool ourselves.


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Colette

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.


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Bob Dylan, "To Ramona"

Everything passes. Everything changes. Just do what you think you should do.


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Mildred & Victor Goertzel

Pablo Picasso resisted school stubbornly and seemed completely unable to learn to read or write. To other students grew used to seeing him come late with his pet pigeon -- and with the paintbrush he always carried as if it were an extension of his own body.


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Martha Stewart

I catnap now and then, but I think while I nap, so it's not a waste of time.


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Walter Savage Landor

Ambition is but avarice on stilts and masked.


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Douglas Adams

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.


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Voltaire

The way to become boring is to say everything.


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Kristin Hunter, O Magazine, November 2003

First it is necessary to stand on your own two feet. But the minute a man finds himself in that position, the next thing he should do is reach out his arms.


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Jacob Chanowski

The University is a Mecca to which students come with something less than perfect faith. It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot irreverence to their studies they are not here to worship what is know, but to question it.



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